- Monday, April 26th, 1999
----- Asgard's Honor ----------------------------------------------------------
Kasmir is your 'Operator' (5) (11) [++] ++ Wizard
Vidalia the seeress [03] -- sprite priest
Nannji the seeker [06] -- troll monk
Whitehawk ate your lunch [++] ++ Apprentice
Taylor says: Dodge *this* [++] ++ Wizard
Sanraal of the Unholy Circle [++] ++ Elder [I]
Taloy has The Matrix on the brain (7) [++] ++ Senior
Thickskull the trailblazer [05] -- giant ranger
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*Taylor gives you a big wet lick.
[Chat] Whitehawk sniffs Nannji.
*You give Taylor a big wet lick.
*You hug Taylor.
*You snuggle up to Taylor.
*You give Taloy a big wet lick.
*Taloy bows to you.
*You give Thickskull a big wet lick.
*You give Nannji a big wet lick.
*Taylor huggles you warmly.
*You give Vidalia a big wet lick.
*You give Whitehawk a big wet lick.
*You give Sanraal a big wet lick.
Vidalia tells you: thank you
*You tip your hat to Vidalia.
Taloy tells you: what's the 11 on your title for?
*You grin at Taloy.
You send to Taloy: did you miss the conversation before?
Taloy tells you: shake, well, maybe I missed part of it.
You send to Taloy: just before it got sick...thickskull mis-interpreted the (5)
Taloy tells you: groan, ok I get it...
Taloy tells you: no details, please.
*Taloy grins at you.
*You chuckle at Taloy.
Taloy chuckles at you.
*Taylor gives you a big wet lick.
Taloy tells you: there, updated my title
----- Asgard's Honor ----------------------------------------------------------
Kasmir is your 'Operator' (5) (11) [++] ++ Wizard
Vidalia the seeress [03] -- sprite priest
Nannji the seeker [06] -- troll monk [I]
Whitehawk ate your lunch [++] ++ Apprentice [I]
Taylor says: Dodge *this* [++] ++ Wizard
Sanraal of the Unholy Circle [++] ++ Elder [I]
Taloy has The Matrix on the brain (7) (0) [++] ++ Senior
Thickskull the trailblazer [05] -- giant ranger
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*You laf at Taloy.
*Taloy grins at you.
You send to Taloy: i feel for ya man...
Taloy tells you: don't feel me, please, anything but that...
*You grin at Taloy.
You send to Taloy: would you prefer i fondle your hampster?
*You chuckle at Taloy.
Taylor sends to you: so is that "11" number of times having sex? blow jobs? what?
Taloy tells you: I have no hamster
You send to Taylor: sex...since feb.
*Sanraal gives you a big wet lick.
You send to Taloy: damn
*You grin at Sanraal.
[Chat] Taloy: help! help! kasmir's trying to touch my
hamster!
[Chat] Whitehawk: old news
[Chat] Whitehawk flips like a fox.
[Chat] Kasmir: heh
[Chat] Thickskull: that small fuzzy thing between your
legs in not a hamster
[Chat] Taylor throws her head back and cackles with glee.
[Chat] Kasmir rolls on the floor laughing.
[Chat] Taloy: I shall refrain from adding to that...
[Chat] Thickskull: you just wanted me to start up again
about the animals
[Chat] Taylor: I almost spit my pop out reading that
[Chat] Taloy: monday's don't suck, do they
[Chat] Thickskull: nope, i just wish sometimes saturday's
would swallow :)
[Chat] Kasmir: not usually...she prefers fridays or
saturdays
[Chat] Taloy: you're hamster's name is saturday?
[Chat] Thickskull: heh
*You laf at Taloy.
*Taloy grins at you.
[Chat] Taylor: *tries to erase mental image forming*
Taloy flexes his wimpy muscles.
-Emote->Nannji hold deminannji as he pees on you
Nannji laffs out loud.
You chuckle.
Nannji says: kid's got good aim
You emote: Kasmir pees on Deminannji
Nannji beams with pride.
Nannji gasps in astonishment!
You chuckle.
-Emote-> Nannji puts his dukes up
Nannji says: put em up..put em up..
Nannji says: nobody pees on MY boy
Nannji laffs out loud.
Nannji ruffles your hair.
<- Snowwolf has entered the game ->
You grin evilly.
You hop around nannj.
Nannji chuckles "hehehehe".
Nannji hops around like a rabbit.
You go: OOPS!
You laf.
Nannji hops around you in ever-decreasing circles.
You say: nice emote
You go: OOPS!
Nannji grins evilly.
You say: about as useful as this one
You hop around on one foot and yell 'OW!'.
Nannji laffs out loud.
Nannji nods solemnly.
You hop around on one foot and yell 'OW!'.
Nannji hops around like a rabbit.
You bounce around Nannji playfully.
Nannji bops you on the head.
[Chat] Snowwolf: are things getting a bit beastial
today???
[Chat] Taloy: that's a good one coming from you, furball
[Chat] Kasmir: heh
[Chat] Taylor chuckles.
[Chat] Kasmir: Thickhead over there started it
[Chat] -Emote-> Snowwolf slaps Taloy with Kasmir's web
site.
[Chat] Thickskull: did not
[Chat] Kasmir: laf
[Chat] Kasmir: that'd hurt
[Chat] Kasmir: did too
[Chat] Thickskull: not
[Chat] Kasmir: too
[Chat] Taloy: not!
[Chat] Taloy: we win!
[Chat] Thickskull: not
[Chat] Whitehawk bonks Snowwolf on the head.
[Chat] Whitehawk: heh, thickhead, hehe
[Chat] Taylor coughs.
[Chat] Snowwolf: mu chat history shows the earliest entry
as THickskill talking about NON-hamsters between legs....
[Chat] Kasmir: oh boy, oh boy!...whadda we win?...a
toaster??...i could use a new toaster
[Chat] Whitehawk bonks Taylor on the head.
[Chat] Taylor puts up her dukes and hops around Whitehawk
menacingly.
[Chat] Thickskull: they started it about 2 hours ago
[Chat] Kasmir: i meant he started it a while ago
<- Blourd has re-entered the game ->
[Chat] Whitehawk crushes Taylor like a teeny weeny buggy.
[Chat] Taloy: you started it thickskull, something about
twice on the weekend.
[Chat] Whitehawk zips around the room.
[Chat] Kasmir nogs.
[Chat] -Emote-> Snowwolf slaps Whitehawk with Taylor's
witchness.
[Chat] Taylor: hey!
[Chat] Taloy coughs.
[Chat] Thickskull: it was taloy saying he had sex twice
this weekend
[Chat] Whitehawk wallops Snowwolf with an enormous hammer,
stunning him.
[Chat] Taloy: I what?
Blourd sends to you: 11? gads.
[Chat] Taloy: since when, and why didn't anyone tell me!?
You send to Blourd: that's something else...ask thickhead
[Chat] Whitehawk: what's the point of the ether if they
TELL you later
[Chat] Thickskull: Taloy said he was changing his numbers
because he did it twice this weekend
[Chat] Kasmir: ?
[Chat] Kasmir: i think that was me
[Chat] Taloy: that was kasmir you doofus
[Chat] Whitehawk dons a chef's hat and goes 'Bork! bork!
bork!'.
[Chat] Snowwolf: I remember when I was single.....had to
poor bear all over my hand.
[Chat] Kasmir: ok...so i guess it's my fault...i'll shut
up now
[Chat] Kasmir hides.
[Chat] Thickskull: See it was kasmir my bad
[Chat] Snowwolf: ...had to get my date drunk...
[Chat] Whitehawk accuses Kasmir of poor hiding skills!
[Chat] Whitehawk points at Kasmir.
[Chat] Whitehawk: see, there he is!
[Chat] Taloy: bear? as in the little plastic bear filled
with honey? you're sick
[Chat] Kasmir: ok, i started it...but who mis-interpreted
what the 'did it twice on the weekend' thing? hmmm??
[Chat] Taylor blinks.
[Chat] Thickskull: taloy started it up the last time
touchin his hamster or something
[Chat] Kasmir blinks at Thickskull.
[Chat] Taloy: I don't have a hamster!
[Chat] Whitehawk: from all of this, I think we've at least
learned something
[Chat] Taylor: boy am I glad I'm a woman
[Chat] Kasmir: we did?
[Chat] Whitehawk: Thickhead is a cool way to get
Thickskull's attention
[Chat] Snowwolf: so are we..
[Chat] Whitehawk: good nickname ;)
[Chat] Whitehawk gives it a thumbs up.
[Chat] Kasmir grins at Whitehawk.
[Chat] Thickskull: hamster probably works better with a
woman.
<- Nothingness has entered the game ->
----- Asgard's Honor ----------------------------------------------------------
Nothingness the warlock [10] -- giant mage
Blourd the conjurer [04] -- gnome mage
Snowwolf the martial artist [05] -- werefolk monk
Kasmir is your 'Operator' (5) (11) [++] ++ Wizard
Vidalia the seeress [03] -- sprite priest
Nannji the seeker [06] -- troll monk
Whitehawk ate your lunch [++] ++ Apprentice
Taylor says: Dodge *this* [++] ++ Wizard
Sanraal of the Unholy Circle [++] ++ Elder
Taloy has The Matrix on the brain (7) (0) [++] ++ Senior
Thickskull the trailblazer [05] -- giant ranger
---------------------------------------------------------------- Total: 11 ----
[Chat] Kasmir lafs.
[Chat] Taylor: ewwwwwwwww
[Chat] Nothingness: hello all
[Chat] Thickskull: more places to go
*You give Nothingness a big wet lick.
Nothingness sends to you: lick
[Chat] Whitehawk: off to the gym to get huge, seeya folx
[Chat] Taloy coughs.
[Chat] Kasmir: rofl
[Chat] Thickskull: Hi Nothingness do you have a hamster?
[Chat] Taylor: ick
[Chat] Snowwolf: I thought they used snakes, not hamsters.
[Chat] Kasmir chuckles.
[Chat] Nothingness: um I have no pets
[Chat] Taloy: oh no, there goes whitey and his hamster
[Chat] Kasmir: you might not wanna answer that
[Chat] Nannji: ya know...a person leaves for a bit to do
some work....comes back to this conversation.....
[Chat] Taylor covers her eyes.
[Chat] Taloy: a eunich! he's a... nevermind.
[Chat] Kasmir: heh
[Chat] Thickskull: you mean the snake eats the hamster,
that how they get it out?
Nannji says: you keep that hamster to yourself, dude
[Chat] Kasmir: this is getting even worse than before
Nannji laffs out loud.
You chuckle.
Nannji goes, 'Heh'.
[Chat] Snowwolf: just because SOME monk types carry 'em
around in a jar, Taloy, doesn't mean we all do.
[Chat] Nannji: arent women more associated with cats,
anyway?
[Chat] Thickskull: we are making everyone monday a little
brighter
[Chat] Kasmir groans.
[Chat] Taloy: just don't go comparing the size of your
snake to the size of your hamster.
[Chat] Taylor: grimmace
[Chat] Nannji: it's not the SIZE that matters...but how
much it eatss
[Chat] Snowwolf: some of us perfer to let our wifes carry
'em around in their purse.
You send to Taylor: lord there are some loopy people on here...
*You chuckle at Taylor.
[Chat] -Emote-> Snowwolf chuckles.
*Taylor lafs at you.
[Chat] Taloy: heh, a good one I heard was "size doesn't
matter, it's PSI (pounds/square inch)
[Chat] Kasmir: you let your wife carry a hamster around?
chat in her purse, no less!
[Chat] Kasmir: in her purse, no less!
[Chat] Taylor: she carries her.. umm... cat around in her
purse?
[Chat] Taylor: <-----confused
[Chat] Thickskull: not his hamster his HAMSTER *wink*
*wink*
[Chat] Nannji: *nudge, nudge* say no more, say no more
[Chat] Taloy: "Nudge, nudge. Eh? Eh? Does she go? Does she
go? Eh? Does she go?"
[Chat] Kasmir: you carry your HAMSTER in a purse?...ouch
[Chat] Thickskull: does she like sports? eh sports?
[Chat] Taloy: no, his wife does it for him, he's not man
enough to handle his own hamster
[Chat] Kasmir: laf
[Chat] Taylor groans.
[Chat] Taylor: takes a woman to do it eh?
[Chat] Taloy: both hands...
[Chat] Taloy winks.
[Chat] Kasmir: hehe
[Chat] Taylor coughs.
[Chat] Nothingness: anyone else lagging or just my happy
self?
[Chat] Taloy: I'm not...
[Chat] Nannji: kasmir seems to be happy too
[Chat] Taylor: I thought it was snowwolf who was happy
[Chat] Nannji: I thought it was the guy with the huge psi
who was happy...or was that is gf?
You chuckle.
You bonk Nannji on the head.
Nannji ducks for cover.
[Chat] Taylor: why for some reason do I want beef for
dinner tonight?
[Chat] Taloy blinks innocently.
[Chat] Kasmir: laf
[Chat] Nannji: *blush*
[Chat] Nannji: isnt this a family channel?
[Chat] Kasmir: beef?...or just some meat?
[Chat] Snowwolf: how would you want that cooked?
[Chat] Kasmir ducks for cover.
[Chat] Thickskull: all this talk making you hot for some
beef?
[Chat] Taylor: does Hickory Farms sell their beefstick
year 'round?
[Chat] Blourd: yikes.
[Chat] Thickskull: could probably find you some tube
steak.
[Chat] Taloy cowers in fear.
[Chat] Nannji: "more wienerschniztel?" "no...baby. 6
wienerschitzels are my limit"
[Chat] Snowwolf: yes and it even comes with a wrapper.
[Chat] Kasmir: laf
[Chat] Kasmir: has anyone seen the new Durex condoms?
[Chat] Blourd: <insert generic "Beefstick" joke here>
[Chat] Taylor thanks Blourd.
[Chat] Nannji: condoms? Ithought we were talking about
women's eating habbits
[Chat] Taylor winks.
[Chat] Taloy: um...
[Chat] Kasmir: they come with an easy-slide applicator
[Chat] Kasmir: rofl
Nannji laffs out loud.
[Chat] Thickskull: i thought we were talking about hamster
burgers?
You say: seriously...the warehouse where i work just got them in yesterday
[Chat] Blourd: gack. read "the jungle" last month, it's a
wonder I can even eat ground beef anymore, much less anything
sausage-like.
You chuckle.
[Chat] Nannji: thickskull...what's the diff?
[Chat] Thickskull: what else do you do with them when your
done?
[Chat] Snowwolf: tube steak with a side of laytex?
Nannji goes, 'Heh'.
[Chat] Kasmir: no no...it's thickHEAD...get it right
Nannji grins evilly.
*You chuckle at Thickskull.
Nannji roars with laughter.
[Chat] Nannji: NOT going near that one
[Chat] Kasmir: laf...just noticed
[Chat] Snowwolf: *cackle*
Taylor sends to you: that's the best part
Nannji says: sure you just noticed
Nannji says: dont want to know HOW you noticed, either
Nannji grins evilly.
You laf.
*You grin at Taylor.
Nannji chuckles.
[Chat] Kasmir: man...i gotta get out more...you people are
warping my mind
[Chat] Blourd: too late.
[Chat] Kasmir: unfortunately...
[Chat] Kasmir: i think i should post this
[Chat] Kasmir grins evilly.
[Chat] Thickskull: need to add to your players page
Taylor sends to you: Thickskull sends to you: ha i won they stopped first *dance*
[Chat] Thickskull: player and their pets!!
*You laf at Taylor.
*Taylor chuckles at you.
[Chat] Kasmir: rofl
[Chat] Taylor: *backspaces over any and all beef stick
remarks*
[Chat] Thickskull: can't spit them out and forget about
them.
[Chat] Nannji: my BEEFSTICK! She erased my BEEFSTICK!!
ACK!
[Chat] Kasmir: return of the bobbits...
[Chat] Kasmir ducks for cover.
[Chat] Thickskull: heh
Nannji goes, 'Heh'.
Nannji says: good one
[Chat] Thickskull: brb have to take care of my beefstick
:)
[Chat] Taylor: oh my..
[Chat] Kasmir: heh
[Chat] Taylor: too much info
[Chat] Nannji: hate to leave this mentally
stimulatinconversation...but gotta go :(
[Chat] Kasmir: would anyone care if i posted this?
*Taylor gives you a big wet lick.
[Chat] Blourd: post away. we'll read.
[Chat] Kasmir: i guess that's a 'no'
[Chat] Kasmir: cool
**End
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