Top Ten Things Overheard on Valhalla at 3AM EST
Note: this has been changed since its initial posting

  1. An agonizing roar can be heard as Merce slays Businesslike Delf, Beast of the Dark.

  2. Ragman shouts [chat]: You morons need to learn how to spell.

  3. The bells in the chapel chime merrily. You realize that Sweetie and Lagboy are getting married.

  4. ( Cowboy has been slain by something besides Funo and his guards. )

  5. Jordan shouts [chat]: Happy Wednesday Valhalla! THE WORLD IS A VAMPIER!

  6. Newbie shouts [sale]: satin sheathed broadsword (dont ask dont tell)

  7. [ Ok, has anybody here finished Where's Waldo At The Circus?

  8. Rokk sends to you: your guild rewls, I just put on an act in front of the other slayers.

  9. Bopper shouts [chat]: Anyone want to play Quarters?

  10. Presto shouts [chat]: hi everybody
    Everybody shouts [chat]: NORM!
    Alminst shouts [chat]: how's life treating ya, Presto?
    Presto shouts [chat]: it's a dog-eat-dog world out there, Al.
    Presto shouts [chat]: (and I'm wearing Milq-Bone underwear!)