10. -- Overheard in the Fighters Guild:
    Roland: It is astonishing how resigned monsters have become to their fate, almost as if they weren't ... human.
    Dani: Of *course* they're human! You been watching too much X-files.

9. -- Overheard in the Mage's Guild:
   W'spore: Ok, ok, how about ... Grimlock vs Nell Carter?
   Bishop: Nell would flatten him like Deacon Jones! What about Fletloss vs O.J. Simpson AND Mr. Snuffleupagus?

8. -- Overheard in the Guardians Guild:
   Xris: Damn this get-up! I wish Lyric would stop making me wear this damn blue dress. I think I'm getting a rash!

7. -- Overheard in the Wizard's Guild:
   Dhugal: (That Eregion! Always bragging about his kills. I oughta pop a bug into T-rex, just to show him.)
   Eregion:(Dhugal is just too good to talk to anyone. Think I'll twiddle Darius so that he hands out free $!)

6. -- Overheard in the Bards Guild:
   Fflefleduur: Quiet! Allow the first one to finish!
   Venus: So how was your weekend Flef?
   Fflefleduur: Quiet! Allow the first one to finish!
   Venus: Cool. You know I bought the most elegant blouse Saturday...

5. -- Overheard in the Rogues Guild:
   Gunslinger: You know what? Its the Republican monsters I hate most.
   Fordo: Totally. I heard the whole gnome village is in bed with Dole...

4. -- Overheard in the Priests Guild:
   Shaddowcat: Argh! This chastity belt chafes!
   Blade: Aw, you learn to like it after a while.

3. -- Overheard in the Monks Guild:
   Cowboy: So Moses comes down and says 'I talked him down to 10, but adultery is still in there!'
   Timber: Is that how it really happened Unca Cowboy?
   Cowboy: Yes, and then he showed the priests a special way of sitting...

2. -- Overheard in the Druid's Guild:
   Elmer: Nish, quit hoggin the hemp
   Nishna: Shaddup! (coff coff) help me find my roach I just dropped it

1. -- Overheard in the Rangers Guild:
   Stephus: Ok, just a few more twiddles and the Massive Treant will be all set to take over Valhalla!
   Massive Treant: You sure Flet won't find out and bust me down to level 1?
   Stephus: Nonsense, I'm one step ahead of old Thunder boy
   Flet: ahem
   Stephus: DOH! And I would have gotten away with it too, if it hadn't been for those damn kids!

Ps: Guilds that weren't included and why:
Samurai: Killing machines simply aren't funny anymore
Archers: Because I don't want to be the first up against the wall when the revolution comes
Slayers: In the words of an ancient philosopher: 'Mostly Harmless'