Top Ten Changes 'We' Want to See

  1. The Bill Clinton Familiar -- "You bleed. Bill says: I feel your pain. Your hurts ease somewhat."
  2. McWizards -- "Would you like spell-checking with that?"
  3. Add a 'Press Your Luck' game n,u from pub
  4. Huntyr's Beauty Parlor and Walk-in Gynecology Medi-Center
  5. TV sets in pub -- "Trixie turns on the TV. 'This is Good Morning America, with Bryant Gumbel.' Trixie turns off the TV."
  6. Play-by-Play announcing on big fights -- "Uh-oh, Stu just caved in Umbrel's jaw. Looks like more surgery for that boy!"
  7. 'Ahmn's Gym' T-Shirts
  8. Police sketch artists at Ell
  9. Town Crier shots: The flavor of the day is now: Cookies & Cream Dragon
  10. Two words: Ruddygore Brothel!
Disclaimer: The views expressed here are real wierd. If you're offended, I'll sell ya some tomatoes later and you can hit me with them.